Cat Quotes
"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior."
- Hippolyte Taine
" No matter how much cats fight, there always seems to be plenty of kittens."
- Abraham Lincoln
Everything I know I learned from my cat: When you're hungry, eat. When you're tired, nap in a sunbeam. When you go to the vet's, pee on your owner.
- Gary Smith
"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this."
- Anonymous
Prowling his own quiet backyard or asleep by the fire, he is still only a whisker away from the wilds.
- Jean Burden
The phrase "domestic cat" is an oxymoron.
- George F. Will
"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow."
- Jeff Valdez
"People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life."
- Faith Resnick
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats."
- Albert Schweitzer
"You can not look at a sleeping cat and feel tense."
- Jane Pauley
"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast."
- Unknown
"If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat."
- Mark Twain
"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat."
- Ellen Perry Berkeley
"Time spent with cats is never wasted."
- May Sarton
"Cats were put into the world to disprove the dogma that all things were created to serve man."
- Paul Gray
The smallest feline is a masterpiece.
- Leonardo Da Vinci
Since each of us is blessed with only one life, why not live it with a cat?
- Robert Stearns
A dog is a dog, a bird is a bird, and a cat is a person
- Mugsy Peabody